| "Come on in
darlin'' and have a seat," Leo Coffman said smoothly, "now,
what can I do for ya!?!" "Well, Mr. Coffman, I saw your ad in
the paper, and I was just wondering if the position was still available?!?"
"You mean the ad in the Underground Times," he asked casually!?!
"Uh, yes," she replied softly, "is the job still available?!?"
"Baby, the job's always available," he replied dryly, "I
run that same free hardcore pictures ad everyday of the year!!!"
"Really," she replied incredulously,
"you mean that you just give away jobs that pay three hundred dollars
a day!?!" "Honey, this is Hollywood," he said gently, "ain't
nobody gives nobody nothin', you earn every penny, and don't you ever
forget it!!!" "Then how," she mumbled, "I guess I
don't understand!" "Listen, kid," he asked, "where're
ya from!?!" "Iowa," she replied quickly!!!
"And how old are ya," he
questioned her!?! "I just turned eighteen two months ago," she
replied proudly, "why, does it matter!?!" "Oh, yeah, baby,"
he replied softly, "you bet your sweet little hardcore
fucking corn fed ass it matters,
now why don't you do yourself a big favour and go get on a bus and go
home, this ain't no place for a sweet kid like you!!!"
"But your free hardcore pictures
ad said females eighteen
and above to make $300 per day and up," she whined, "and since
I'm eighteen........" "Now look, baby," he said evenly,
"do you have any idea what we do here, I mean do ya know what you'd
hafta do to earn those three C's a day!?!" "I-it's not illegal
is it," she asked warily, "I promised my mom I'd never break
the law!?!" "No, it's not illegal," he shot back quickly,
"but believe me, this isn't the place for you, now scram outta here,
okay!?!" There were a lot of things that Rachel McAndrews wasn't,
but unfortunately being stubborn was one them, so she crossed her arms
and with a little gumption that even surprised Leo Coffman, she demanded,
"Now Mr. Coffman, I don't think that it's fair that you won't even
consider me for this job, after all I'm a high school graduate and believe
me, I really need this job!!!" Leo Coffman leaned back in his chair
with his hands inner laced behind his head and said, "What's your
name darlin'!?!" "Rachel, Rachel McAndrews," she responded!!!
"Well, Rachel McAndrews, stand up and take off all of your clothes
and let me check out your body!!!"
"W-what are you talking about,"
Rachel stammered, "how dare you ask me to do such a thing!!!"
"Let me ask you something," Leo said, "just what in the
fuck did you think you'd hafta do to earn 300 clams a day, do some typing
and a little filing!?!" "We make porno movies here, baby,"
he continued on, "that free erotic stories ad is designed to get
young women barely out
of high school to come in here to get fucked and sucked by some Neanderthal
with a cock the size of the state of Idaho, now I tried to be nice and
shoo your cute little butt outta here but you wouldn't go, so if ya don't
mind, take off your fucking clothes or get outta my office, I'm a busy
man!!!" Rachel sat there stunned at the tirade that Leo Coffman had
given her, but when she thought about it for a second, she realized how
dumb she had been to think that it would be a snap to earn that much money
without having to give something very valuable in return, so after taking
a deep breath, she stood up and began removing her clothing!!! Leo Coffman
looked on with detached bemusement while the young woman from the mid
west stripped in front of probably her first real live male, but when
she was finally nude, he let out a low whistle and said softly, "Very
nice, very nice indeed!!!" "So," she asked nervously, "do
I get that job!?!"
"You might," Leo replied, "you
certainly have all of the physical qualifications, but it's upstairs that
really counts in this business, and by that I mean can you handle doing
it in front of twenty strangers on the set and still look like your having
a good time!!!" "Well how will we know that," she asked
slowly, "I mean unless we try it!?!" "That's a reasonable
idea," Leo replied, "but we can't take that kind of a chance
and have you freezing up on the set and throwing our shooting schedule
off until we can find another actress, so what we do is shoot a screen
test, with just a camera man, a director, and of course the other actors
and actresses!!!" "Would I get paid for this hardcore
picture screen test,"
she asked doubtfully!?! "Of course you would," he replied quickly,
"you get the full three hundred if everything works out, and if it
doesn't, well we still pay you a hundred for your trouble, so, are you
still interested!?!" After a moments hesitation she replied softly,
"Okay, let's do it!!!
"When do I get to meet the person
I'll be doing the test with," Rachel asked nervously while sitting
on the edge of a king size bed on a studio sound stage!?!" Leo was
just about to reply to her question, when from of to the side, a voice
answered, "I'm on my way now, just hold your horses, honey!!!"
"I'd like you to meet Starla King," Leo said as a way of introduction,
"she'll be the other actress in the scene with you!!!" Rachel
was shocked into momentary silence at this turn of events, but she managed
to stammer, "B-but I thought I'd be playing this scene with a male
actor!?!" "Listen baby," Leo replied evenly, "any
woman can lay there and get hardcore fucking by a guy, the real test in our business
is if she can suck a pussy and come back for more, if you can't, there's
the door!!!" Rachel's head was spinning at this turn of events, but
after looking back and forth between Leo and Starr, she dumbly nodded
her had and said, "Let's get started!!!" |
